The Queen, Saddam, & Bush

Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to hell.

Elizabeth said: "I miss England , I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there".... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes.

Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?"

The devil goes: "five million dollars" ...

"What??? Five million dollars!!!????"

But then she made him a check and went to sit back on her chair.....

Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, "me too, me too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too..."

and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well devil how much do I owe you????"

The devil goes: "ten million dollars".....

" what?? ten million !!!!!!???"

He made him a check too and went to sit back on his chair.....

Bush was extremely jealous too... he starts
screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk tothe army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody"...

he called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking.

Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you????"

The devil goes: "one dollar.....only one dollar." Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????

The devil says: "Well, from hell to hell it's a LOCAL CALL!!"