The newlyweds had just sneaked off to a honeymoon resort. After dinner the groom got into bed, but the bride pulled up a chair and sat gazing out of the window at the stars.
"Aren't you coming to bed?" her husband asked.
"No," she replid. "Mother told me this would be the most beautiful night of my life, and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Wool
Teacher: What do we get from sheep?
Boy: Wool.
Teacher: You are quite right. And what do we make from wool?
Boy: I don't know.
Teacher: Well, what's your coat made of?
Boy: My coat was made of my father's old coat.
Boy: Wool.
Teacher: You are quite right. And what do we make from wool?
Boy: I don't know.
Teacher: Well, what's your coat made of?
Boy: My coat was made of my father's old coat.
Nouns
Teacher: Anoun is the name of a thing. Who can give me a noun?
First boy: A Cow.
Teacher: Very good. Another noun?
Second boy: Another cow.
First boy: A Cow.
Teacher: Very good. Another noun?
Second boy: Another cow.
Who Mistake?
Teacher: (Looking through Teddy's homework) I wonder how one person could make so many mistake.
Teddy: It wasn't one person, teacher. father helped me.
Teddy: It wasn't one person, teacher. father helped me.
Who Found America?
One day a teacher pointed at the world map and said to his student:
"Who can come to the blackboard and show us America?" Then Nick came to the blackboard and showed them America.
The teacher again asked: "Now please tell me who found America."
Everybody shouted: "Nick!"
"Who can come to the blackboard and show us America?" Then Nick came to the blackboard and showed them America.
The teacher again asked: "Now please tell me who found America."
Everybody shouted: "Nick!"
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Why Aspirin by your bed?
Save lives ...
It is important to always have ASPIRIN at home!!!
Why have Aspirin by your bedside ?
ABOUT HEART ATTACKS
There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.
One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
NOTE : There may be no pain in the chest during an heart attack.
The majority of people (about 60%) who had an heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up.
However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.
If that happens, IMMEDIATELY DISSOLVE TWO ASPIRINS IN YOUR MOUTH and swallow them with a bit of water.
Afterwards, phone a neighbour or a family member who lives very close by and state "HEART ATTACK!!!" and that you have taken 2 ASPIRINS
Take a seat on a chair or sofa and wait for their arrival and ....
DO NOT LIE DOWN !!!
A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail,sends it to 10 people, probably a life can be saved!
I have already shared the information! !! What about you?
SHARE this message : IT MAY SAVE LIVES !!! !!!
It is important to always have ASPIRIN at home!!!
Why have Aspirin by your bedside ?
ABOUT HEART ATTACKS
There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.
One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
NOTE : There may be no pain in the chest during an heart attack.
The majority of people (about 60%) who had an heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up.
However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.
If that happens, IMMEDIATELY DISSOLVE TWO ASPIRINS IN YOUR MOUTH and swallow them with a bit of water.
Afterwards, phone a neighbour or a family member who lives very close by and state "HEART ATTACK!!!" and that you have taken 2 ASPIRINS
Take a seat on a chair or sofa and wait for their arrival and ....
DO NOT LIE DOWN !!!
A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail,sends it to 10 people, probably a life can be saved!
I have already shared the information! !! What about you?
SHARE this message : IT MAY SAVE LIVES !!! !!!
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